by ~loopin
Okay, I'll go first. Let me say,
we don't really need to be here.
- So we've been married for five years. - Six.
Five or six years. And this is like a check up for us.
A chance to poke around the engine.
Change oil. A place you look to...
Very well then. Let's bop the hood.
On the scale of one to eight how happy you are as a couple?
- Eight. - Wait...
Ten being perfectly happy and
one being totally miserable or...
- Just respond instinctively. - Okay.
- Ready? - Ready.
- Eight. - Eight.
- How often do you have sex?
- I don't understand the question.
- Yeah, I'm lost, is this one to ten thing?
- Is it like is one very little or is one nothing because...
technically speaking... zero is nothing?
How about this week?
- Including weekend? - Sure.
- Describe how you first met. - It was in Colombia.
- Bogota. Five years ago. - Six.
Right, five or six years ago.
No.
No, no, no tres bien. She's with me.
I'm Jane.
John.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- To lodging bullets. - Lodging bullets.
So it speaks, but does it dance?
- Hey, stranger. - Now you're back.
Room service is out. I did what I could.
It's good.
I hope so, I had to milk a goat to get it.
Ladies and gentlemen! How about you, young lady?
Wanna try your luck?
Oh, we gotta two over here.
You know how to hold it?
- Little higher. - I know.
May I?
So we get something? Beginners luck.
- I wanna do again. - Again.
- Where'd you got to shoot so good? - Beginners luck.
- Stop, you only know the girl for six weeks.
- I'm in love with her! She's smart, sexy.
Delicate. Spontaneous, complicated. She suits my dreams.
I knew Gladis for two and a half years
before I asked her to marry me.
We had a foundation of friendship to the outer base.
- So you don't think this is all happening a little fast?
- You know me, I never do anything
without thinking it through.
- What does he do? - He's in constructing.
He's a big-time contractor.
She's so fabulous!
He's gone as much as I am, so it's perfect.
- Keep the whole thing six months up.
- Eddie, I asked her to marry me.
- What? - I'm getting married!
- I can't hear you. - I'm getting married!
I can't hear him, stop hitting him,
I think he said something crazy.
I'm getting married!
FIVE OR SIX YEARS LATER...
Gotta get these filters changed.
So what did you think about doctor Webster?
- His questions run off washy. - Yeah, that's right.
I think he's psycho.
- His office is way across town.
- We know the four o'clock meetings are right in rush hour.
-Okay.
- I'm not crazy about that. - So that's settle then, yeah?
Good.
- Oh, dinner's at seven. - Yep, I'll be there. Here.
I got a call from the boss.
So I got a call from the man, big high
assignment deal, you know how it is.
Excuse me sweetie, could you grab me a coffee?
With lots of sugar. Thanks a lot.
And where do you think you're going?
- The boss wants to see me. - Well, he sees you.
Look kid, people been working here for 25 years
have never seen him inside of that elevator.
Here.
- This is the assignment? - Now get out of here.
- Hello. - You're all wet.
It's raining out there.
- How's work? - So-so.
- Oh, I got a new curtains. - Did you?
What do you think?
It was a struggle over that material with that man.
- He got his hands on them first, but I won.
- Of course you did.
They are big and green, so I think we're gonna have to
replace the surface and have a new rag, maybe Persian?
We can just keep the old ones, so we're
not gonna have to change a thing.
We talked about this, you remember?
I remember. I remember cause we settled on waiting.
If you don't like them, I can take them back.
- Okay, I don't like them. - You'll get used to them.
It's zero percent IPR untill March.
So part two, here we go.
Only this time you came back alone, why did you come back?
I'm not sure really. Let me clarify, I love my wife.
I want her to be happy. I want good things for her.
But there are times...
- Honey, would you... - Five more minutes.
There's this huge space between us.
And it just keeps filling up.
With everything that we don't say to each other.
- What is that called? - Marriage.
What don't you say to each other?
This is nice. Did you do something new?
- I added peas. - Yeah, peas.
Yeah, it's the green.
- Sweetheart, would you pass the salt?
- It's in the middle of the table.
- Is that in the middle of a table?
- Yes, between you and me.
- How does it start with him? - Being honest?
It's not like I lie to him or anything, we just
have little secrets. Everybody has secrets.
- Jesus! Honey, you scared me.
- I'm sorry. Was that for the...
You're going out?
Something crashed the server downtown end of the world,
there's been no one, so... yes.
- We promised to Colemans. - Really? I'll be there.
Probably it feels like you're the only
people that are going through this,
but I'll tell you something, there are millions of
couples that are experiencing the same problems.
We got a plane in an hour.
Sorry, where's the can around here for Christ sake.
- Hey you guys are playing poker? - Private game, piss off.
- Could I sit in? You think I could?
- Piss off, do you not understand?
Guys, I got the cash, I got the cash.
That's cool, man. You're cool.
This, you see? You see what I'm saying?
Anyone interested? Anyone interested?
Cause I clean out, I understand.
These are real nice shoes.
- This is an empty chair, can I sit around here?
- That is Lucky's chair.
- Where's Lucky? I don't see Lucky. - Lucky's not back yet.
Then I'll sit here. Unless I'm too hot for you.
In the pot. Put them in the pot.
Oh, he's put something!
- Sixty dollars! - Again!
Let's play some poker!
- What a hell is this?
- It's like you're out pal, thanks for the memories.
- You're Lucky? - Yeah.
No kidding?
So what, you're waiting for job or something?
You are the job.
Curst ace.
- You've been a bad boy? - Yes.
And what happens to bad boys?
- They get punished. - Punish me.
You've been selling big guns to bad people.
Mr. Racin? Are you okay?
Ah, Colemans.
He's dead!
Taxi.
- Hey, honey. - Hey, baby.
- I didn't knew you got out.
- I went to the sports bar, put some money on the game.
How did you do?
I got Lucky.
Welcome, neighbours!
- Good to see you guys! - Hi.
- It's wonderful. - Thank you.
- Come on, let's see the girls. - Don't get too far, guys.
- You wanna sell it? - No, no, not this one.
- Nobody thinks so, that's what Suzy says.
- Ain't that the truth?
You guys have any place?
- Can I get you a drink? - Yes, sherbet please.
Girls?
- Daddy, daddy, daddy! - I'll be at the filling station.
Hey boys. Scotch.
- So Chat got the promotion. - That is so great!
We're so excited we can finally pay addition on the kitchen.
Oh shoot, not again! I should have to bring coat.
You know what? Can you hold her for a second?
- What, no. - Please, it's only for a moment.
Please just...
Oh, she likes you!
I liked your dress tonight. It was nice.
Thank you.
Hello Mrs. Smith. There's couple in that land I guess.
- That's what I hear, what have you got?
- I've got you boarding pass, tax receive.
Get rid of that gun.
- You have a tissue? - And your hotel bill.
And don't loose them, keep them in the envelope.
- You'll need them! - You'll get there faster.
I'll get to New York, I'll check it there.
- Is Eddie here? - His door's on lock.
- Good morning, pal. - How you're doing?
That old same old. People and kill.
Oh, Johny. I'm gonna have a little get together this weekend.
In my house. Barbecue, no ladies.
Dude's only. It's gotta be awesome.
Yeah, I'll talk to Jane.
You wanna use my cell phone? Maybe you wanna give her a call
in case she worries. Make sure she thinks it's okay.
- You live with your mother!
- Why would you bring her in this?
She happens to be a first class lady.
John Smith. LOGIN ACCEPTED
- Hello, John. - Good morning, Gwen.
Quite the bodycount this week.
We have a priority one, so I need your expertise.
The target's name is Benjamin Diaz, aka the Tank.
He's a direct threat to the firm. DIA custody.
They're making him ground to air, hang off to hell.
Ten miles north of the Mexican border. I need you
to make sure the target does not have a chance.
Tank?
Confirmed. Identifying eye contact.
Sorry to interrupt, but we have a situation.
You know the competition, they'd love to see us buried.
So I need you to handle this personally.
- Target? - Benjamin Diaz.
We need this quick, clean and contained.
Yes, sir.
- Ladies. - Morning.
Yesterday's office one killing, one agent protected custody.
- We'll get them out tomorrow. - Two cases of PG bodies.
- Right to go Jas. - The target's name is Benjamin Diaz,
aka the Tank.
- You're serious? - Yeah.
Target's being moved across the border to a federal facility.
The only point of aviability is south to border.
I want JPS and SAC of the canyon and
the weather report for the last three days.
Target will meet the helicopter here in desert,
you will have one chance to strike.
Oh look, we're in desert.
- Are we green? - Perimeter is armed, we're up and
running.
This is John. Target approaching.
Approach confirmed, John.
Oh, come on.
- Are you getting this? - Affirmative. Is it a threat?
Countdown's initiated. Convoy is not in the zone yet.
There's an idiot in the field, he's gonna blow the thermals.
Civilians.
Now I'll get a tune out of this trombone.
- We're taking up a weapon's signature.
- Shit! He's not a civilian.
Oh, man!
Asshole.
Convoy is in the zone, countdown is initiated.
Shouldn't everybody buy this things?
I think I got IDd on this hit. You've been IDd on the hit?
- Not that I'm aware, no. - Right. I think I'm in trouble.
- You got a look at him? - No, but his weight is 50 pounds.
Maybe he's still here.
I'm not sure it's him.
- You're saying you got ass grilled by some girl?
- I think so. A pro.
This shouldn't be that difficult. I Mean, many chicks are hitters
out there, you know what I mean?
- You guys want some dessert? - What do you have?
- Ice cream. - Ice cream?
- That sounds delicious, what flavours do you have?
- Strawberry and vanilla.
I don't like either of those. Separately, but maybe
mixed together, it could be a nice little dish.
And not just little piece, I'd like the whole sun day.
- It'll be arranged. - Perfect. It'll be arranged, did you
hear that?
Will you get me other details
on her besides her weight class?
- Laptop. - I'm sorry, you're in hard zone right
now
I have a hard time talking to you. - Laptop.
Okay, laptop.
I wanna know who that bitch is!
Get me that tape. Get me that tape!
- What? - It's Father.
The FBI secured the package. Window's closed, sir.
- I told you we couldn't afford any mistakes!
- There was another player.
We do not leave witnesses. If this
player IDd you, you know the rules.
- You have 48 hours to clean the seat, Jane.
- Looking forward to it, sir.
All right, we have a new target, let's find out who he is.
Jesus, what did you do to it? You campfired with it?
- Buy a new one. - It's of great value for its owner.
- Who's that? - I was hoping you tell me.
- So what's the rush about it anyway?
- You know me, I'm just trying to return some lost property.
- Hey Phil. - Hey John!
- You can dig in? - No, you've broken this.
Here we go. Upgraded RAM modul.
The chip's Chinese. Being put by Dynamics. Recalibrated by...
You know I might be able to get you available address.
All right, no name, just an address.
Sixth Avenue. Suite 5003.
New York, you know the place?
SUITE A 5003
JANE SMITH, CEO.
Sweet Jesus, mother of God.
Why don't you both go make some coffee?
Jane, it's your husband. He's back from
Atlanta, he wants to know about dinner.
Tell him dinner's at 7-00.
- Hi John, yea, She says dinner's at 7-00. - It always is.
- Right in time. - As always.
- It's a nice surprise. - I hope so.
- You're home early. - I missed you.
I missed you too.
- Shall we? - Yes.
- You only do it on special occasions.
- This is a special occasion.
Pot roast, my favourite.
Let me do it, sweetheart.
- You've been up all day. - Thank you.
Sure.
So how's work?
Actually we had a little trouble with the commissioning.
- Is that right? - Yeah.
Double booking with another firm.
- Green beans? - No, thank you.
Have some.
- I hope everything works out okay.
- It has been yet pretty well.
Pot roast is my favourite.
Sweetheart, could you pass the salt?
You've tried something new?
So how's in Atlanta?
Had a few pumps ourselves. Figures did nagged up.
- Big deal? - Might be. Wine?
Yeah.
- I got it. - I'll get a towel.
Janie?
Honey?
Jane!
How could I be so stupid?
Jane!
Oh dear God.
Wait! No, no, no! Accident. Honey, accident!
Jane, stop the car. Now!
Wait! You're overreacting!
That's not getting away. We don't wanna go slip angry.
Pull over. Pull over!
Now look!
We need to talk!
- Coming! I'm coming! Who is it? - Open up!
- What the hell happened to you? - My wife.
- She tried to kill me! - Yes, she did.
You know what, Gladis tried to kill me not with the car.
At least Jane was mad about it. But they're all type of it.
Slowly, painfully, crippingly. And then they hurt you.
You know how hurt I used to be over her?
I used to beat myself up, now I'm great.
I got things overcome, I'm getting overcalm.
- Why? Because I woke up in my robe.
- You live with your mom.
I live with my mom because I chose to.
Because that's the only woman I've ever trusted.
- It's unbelievable. - Look, I know what you're thinking man.
I know exactly what you're thinking. If she lied about that,
what else is possible that she lied about?
Her job is to spy, to get information from people.
French Riviera, the yacht, an Iranian prince.
She's supposed to be close to them,
gaining trust. It's disgusting.
What? What do you say?
What? Your husband is the shooter?
That's impossible!
Really?
These whole things were probably planned from the beginning.
Operation stake out Johny. The six years
stake out to get information from you?
Mission accomplished.
Okay, here's the upside. You don't love him?
- No. - You'll kill him.
And nobody's better at that than you are.
And then it'll be over.
Johny, come on I know you're embarraced,
but it's me, Eddie you're talking to.
The guys we're working with they
don't know, I'm never gonna tell them.
The people she works with,
they probably got a big laugh on it,
and so for the last six years, but so what?
Who cares, that's not important.
It's like a 150 pages of a book have been written.
And the first 150 pages Johny's been a clown.
Well you can write the last 10 pages.
You can write the last 10 pages.
Great talk man, I wish we do it more often!
It was a great talk tonight and I'm proud of you!
- I'm gonna borrow this. - I like where it heads man.
- I'm doing it in the morning. - Yeah, yeah.
- You're okay? - Yep, okay. Good night.
You don't love him.
- Good night, John. - Good night, Eddie.
Good night, mom!
Okay girls, let's go.
- What is this? - Looks like meter.
What is that you're doing?
- Research. - Background of the target.
This room is wraps. Thank you.
I John, take you Jane, my beloved wife.
To have you...
What's going on, Mrs. Smith?
Garden party girls.
Howdy, neighbour?
Wow! I can't believe, I've never been in here before.
- So, the living room. - Yeah.
- I love the floor, what's that tick?
- Red oak Martin, red oak.
And you won the gulp master's trophy this year.
- Yeah. - Again.
I'll be sitting on your medal next year.
Bitch.
Checking profiles is our main priority.
Utilize lies all means necessary.
Phone taps, credit cards, audio scan civilian frequencies.
Out of what, Jane?
You've reached the Smiths. We can't take your call right now,
but leave message after the tone, and we'll get back to you.
- And search the database. - For what? John Smith?
Find him.
- Jane? - What?
- I think I found him. - Where?
Here.
Pick size breaching the perimeter.
I thought I told you not to bother me at the office, honey.
- You are still Mrs. Smith. - Well, sooner or later.
Be careful Jane at pushing the button
anytime anywhere, sweetheart.
Baby, you couldn't find the button with both hands and a map.
Last warning. You need to disappear.
- No. - Now.
ZONE CLEAR
- You really expect me to roll over and play dead?
- I guess you'd get used to that after
five years of marriage.
Six. And I'm not leaving.
E Sector secured.
Anywhere at your time.
Intruder alert.
Evacuate now.
- Chicken shit! - Pussy!
You've come there, you had a shot
at her and you didn't take it?
Trying to say to you, John, we got all this stuff here.
You're sitting here and you're trying
to tell me you couldn't take her out?
Now she's the problem for both of us.
- Now my house is priority one.
- Just give me a hand, will you?
Please, you're driving me crazy, you're like an insane man.
All right, they gave you 48 hours.
What we got left here? 23? 22?
- 18 and change. - You got 18 hours until they close a
book on both of you?
- Eddie? - Mom! We're at high alert here!
I almost kiled you right there, you do not even realize!
Nevermind.
I am so dying playing games with this broad.
- You gotta take this bitch out.
- Don't say that about my wife.
This broad is not your wife, she's the enemy.
- DSM calling from Montana.
And she could be outside right now!
- How's your pen house working out?
Eddie, got it.
Now we're talking. The only question
is how much is it above the hook.
We're just fine, thank you for asking.
This is a security message, we have problem with elevator.
Please wait for solving the problem.
- Take your time, I'm really quite comfortable.
- Are you really comfortable?
Jane?
- Is that you, sweetheart?
- First and last warning, John. Get out of town.
You know I'm not going anywhere.
So you say. But right now you're trapped in a steel box,
hanging 70 floors over nothing but air.
- Oh, so this is a trap.
He's on course three.
It's not gonna really work, honey.
It's never gonna work, cause you constantly underestimate me.
- Do I? - You have no idea who I am.
- You have no idea what I'm capable.
- We're back at you, baby.
Let me guess, shake charge on the cable.
Two more on the primary and secondary brakes. Maybe.
- He found them. - Yes, thank you.
Did you also get the base charge at the principle cable?
Promise to leave town, or I'll blow it.
Okay, I give up. Blow it.
- What? - Go on, blow it.
- You think I won't? - Honey, I think you won't.
Okay.
- Five. Four. Any last words? - Your curtains are hideous.
Good bye, John.
- What a hell was that? - What? You said good bye!
Jane.
I'm probably number one at this moment.
I thought I just rub in. Hey doll,
thanks for giving me the shaft.
- Nice. So what did you decide? - I wanna divorce.
I like it. You proposed to me here,
so it has a grapple symmetry.
Coat, sir.
- Can I sit? - No.
- Champagne, sir? - No champagne there's no celebrating.
- I'll have martini. - I'm fine, thank you.
So what are you up to?
We have an unusual problem, Jane.
You obviously want me dead. And I
have less and less concern of your well being.
So what do we do?
We shoot around here? Hope for the best?
That would be a shame, because they will
probably ask me to leave once you are dead.
Dance with me.
- You don't dance. - It's just my little cover, sweetheart.
Was sloth part of it too?
- You think this story is gonna have a happy ending?
- Happy endings have stories that haven't finished yet.
- Satisfied? - Not for years.
It's all John, sweetheart.
Why do you think we failed?
Cause we were leading separate lives?
- Or it was about the lie, what was it? - I have a theory.
- I'm breathless to hear it. - You killed this.
Provocative.
You took our marriage like a job
something you recon play and execute.
- And you've avoided it. - What do you care if I was just a
cover?
- Once you was just a cover. - Wasn't I?
Was I?
- I have to... Excuse me. - No exits up there, Jane.
Be cold John, she's a liar.
Be sub cold.
You know that you're ticking!
Get back! Get back!
Limo, sir?
- Jane Smith. - It was the second time you tried to
kill me.
- Oh, come on, it was just a little bomb. - I want you to know,
I'm going home to burn everything I've ever bought you.
I'll race you there, baby.
- There you go. - First time we met.
- What was your first thought? - You tell me.
I thought,
I thought you looked like Christmas morning.
I don't know how was I saying it.
Why are you telling this now?
Guess in the end you start thinking about the beginning.
So there it is I thought you should know.
- So how about it, Jane? - I thought...
I thought that you were the most
beautiful mark I had ever seen.
- So it's all business, yeah? - All business.
- Where does it go? - Call it hard math.
Thank you, that's what I needed to know.
- Okay. - Okay.
Hey John!
Hey Bill.
- Are you all right? - Yeah!
By the way. John, your car is
hanging out over the sidewalk here.
- Yeah, thanks Bill! - Have a good night!
Good night!
You're still alive, baby?
You ain't spicy cooking, sweetheart!
That means something.
Come on honey. Come to daddy.
Who's your daddy now?
I can't do it.
Don't! Come on!
Come on!
You want it? Do it yourself.
- Hi, stranger. - Now you're back.
- Yeah? - Is everything okay?
- We heard an awful noise.
- No, everythig's fine here. It's great.
- So you guys are fine? - Yeah, couldn't be better.
- Nice. You guys. - Suzy, Martin.
- Have a nice night. - Officers.
It's like you're redecorating, that's right. Yeah.
Five more minutes, ma.
JANE SMITH $400,000
Tempting, but I don't get out of bed
for less then half of million dollars.
JOHN SMITH $400,000
- I love Bearsa. The thing of beauty. - You take that one.
Thank you.
That vacation in Aspen? You left your own hoy.
Oh god!
You didn't hear me that night when the chopper
dropped me off for our anniversary dinner?
Umm.. No. No?
Percussion granade. I was partially deaf that night.
I'm slightly color blind. I have many scars.
I can't feel anything with these three fingers.
Three ribs. Broken eye socket.
You ever have troubles sleeping after?
- Nope. - Yeah, me neither.
Shoes.
Why do I get the girl gun?
- You're kidding me? - No.
We need a car.
Colemans.
The guy had my barbecue set for months.
- I was never in the Peace Corp.
- What? I really liked that about you.
At least I honestly think that's a good idea.
- I didn't go to Mightly. - Really?
Notterdam. Art history major.
- Art? - History. It's reputable. Okay.
Fuckers get younger in here.
I have to tell you. I never really
liked your cooking. It's not your gift.
Baby, I've never cooked a day in my life.
I called restaurant.
Web of lies!
- We got company. - What?
- Baby, go steady! - It's called the basis of driving, sweetheat.
This thing's all over the place,
how do you drive these things anyway?
Transmission is terrible!
- Honey, let me drive. - I got it.
Move over. Move.
- I'm good, sweetheart. - Fine, go.
- Go. - Go!
- They're bulletproof! - They're bulletproof!
And I should probably tell you...
I was married once before.
Are you out of your mind? What is wrong with you?
- You're what's wrong with me! - I was in Vegas, drunk.
- So that's better! - Stop!
- So that's much better! - Stop it!
Go, go, go!
- What's her name and social security number?
- No, you're not gonna kill her.
Doors are handy.
You know sweetheart, you've been hypocritical.
It's not like you weren't hiding the truth.
John, my parents...
They died when I was five.
Who was that kindly fellow who gave your wedding ring?
Payed actor.
-I said, I said I don't like him! - I know.
You know, I don't even want to talk about it.
- Got it? - Got it.
- Any time. - I got it.
We're gonna have to redo every conversation we've ever had.
I'm Jewish.
I can't believe I brought my real parents to our wedding.
Disgusting. How do you serve somebody.
Excuse me, is it possible to get the sweety?
Miss, I'm talking to you, excuse me.
- Jesus, Johny. - Good morning Eddie.
Good to see you're okay, man.
Tell me you got smart and you killed that lying bitch.
- This lying bitch? - Guess it's just loud thinking.
- I'm sorry. It's nice to see you Jane.
- It's okay. Eddie focus, please.
- We got problems. - You got problems, crack at it you got
problems.
- You two are smoked. - Maybe.
Maybe? They got the entire agency after you.
- Probably I've got to hurry to see them now.
- What about you?
- Me? - Where you're at?
Where am I at? I find myself dragging my feet this morning.
And I think you owe me little money anyway.
We don't understand each other and I understand that,
but I don't need to have those looks from you.
- I've been in his life for a long time.
- Eddie, Eddie, focus.
They blew up my house, they shot
If she works for the street, she says that's she works for?
You're Macy's and Gamble's.
She would be the V channel, and you would be...
whatever channel that competes against the V channel.
You know what I'm saying, are you following me?
The point of this is simple, once you guys are
side to get off the reservation, that's it.
- Then you're off the reservation. - Eddie, how bad?
How bad is it?
You remember Canada? That was kid stop next to this.
- That was you? - Is that a turn on? She tried to cheat
with the car.
None of my business. I understand.
This is the facts, if you two separate from each other...
you got a shot. You got a great shot.
Johny, you got a shot.
You two stay together, you're dead.
Unless you could find something that
they want more than they want you.
Found him. He's been held in sub basement
deep at federal quarter house.
High security motion and thermal powers on the grid.
- This is as far as we go, Jane.
- Right. Thanks for everything.
Good luck, babe.
One of you guys might change any channel?
Would you please get off your fat ass and change the channel.
Thank you.
Thirty seconds, I cut off the power
you grab the cable. Simple and clean. Got it?
Got it. Tell me, how many?
Does it matter?
- Shall I go first? - Okay.
I don't exactly keep count, but...
I would say like fifty or sixty.
It been around bluff, but the only important thing is...
Three hundred and twelve.
Three hundred and twelve?
- How? - Some were two at a time.
Honey.
- Monitoring the perimeter? - I check the perimeter.
- What about the police bands? - I'm on the police bands.
- This is not my first time. - Keep stable at that.
Turn left.
- Left, John. Left! - You don't start with me like that.
- Okay? Be nice. - Left, please.
I can't go left, you see? There's no left.
I have straight, I have back to
where I came, there's no left.
- Which way do you want me to go?
- Just sit there and wait for my mark.
- I'm sitting. Take your time. - Yeah! All right, stay.
Stay there, wait for my mark. I'll find it.
Wait for my mark.
Almost there. I don't know what happened.
John, what are you doing? What are you doing?
Kill the lights on my signal.
Now. Kill the lights.
Jane, kill the lights.
Mayday! We have company.
Put it back! Put it back!
- Put it back! - All right!
Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up!
- Give me a gun. Hey! - You keep quiet!
I told you to wait for my signal,
you're gonna wait for my signal.
- I had to decide. - You deviated from the plan.
- The plan was flop. - The plan was not flop.
- Jane, what settle this job was my instincts.
- Your instincts set up every moment of...
My instincts got the job done. It wasn't the Jane show.
No, it was John show, it was half past.
Like Christmast, like our anniversary.
Like the time you forgot to bring
my mother her birthday present.
- Your fake mother's birthday.
- The point is you are always the first to break team.
- You don't wanna team. You want a servant for you.
- I want someone I can count on.
- Jane, there's no air around you anymore.
- Okay, what is that supposed to mean?
It means there's no room for mistakes,
no mistakes whatsoever.
- No spontaneity. Who can ask for that.
- You have to. Cause this isn't even the real marriage.
- Who are you people? - Shut up!
Okay, so now you realize, you witnessed
the missis and I working on some domestic issues.
That's regretable.
But don't take that as a sign of weakness,
that will be a mistake on your part.
Now tell us what you know. Why do both our bosses want you
dead?
You unders... Honey. Please.
- Wrap it up. - Maybe it's not a good idea to
interrupt me.
- I sense it makes the message. - Sorry.
- Okay. Where was I? - At issues.
Shut up. Options. I'm gonna name your options for you.
- Option A. - If I can...
Shut up. Option A. You talk, we listen. No pain.
Option B. You don't talk,
I will move your thumbs with my pliers.
It will hurt. Option C.
I'd like to vary the details a bit,
but the punchline is, you die.
Benjamin, we're patient people.
Can I get a soda? Or juice.
- A! A! Option A! It hurts. - Okay, that was nice shot.
- You have spasm? - I'm tied up. Why don't you check my back
pocket.
I'm not the target, you are. Both of you.
They find out about your marriage, they teamed up
and sent you the same hit to target each other.
The joint has force by both of your companies.
Living under the same roof. It's bad for business.
- They wanted you to take each other out.
- You were a bait.
On some level. To hold in the company.
Why did you put the photo in your back pocket?
- What was I supposed to do, get rid of it?
- You get rid of it, you burn it.
- Train graph 101. - I'm sorry, I guess I skip that day.
You were a bait and you are a bait.
Belt. Belt, dude.
Two minutes.
One minute.
A little help. Clear!
My way out is opposed to yours, anyway that's possible.
Cargo truck, anything.
So at least depart they know we're alone.
Let's just call it what it is. And what it is?
So it's a crap marriage.
I'm a mess, you are disaster. Both liars.
But you run, you'll always be running.
I say we stay, we fight. We finish this thing.
- But if you wanna go, you go. - Thank you.
What? Let's call this what it is, Jesus Christ.
- Stuck! - Stuck!
This is really good store.
- So it's next line channel. - Life goes on, John.
Sorry.
We'll talk about this later!
Jesus!
- I didn't touch a thing! - Yes, you did.
Go upwards, watch my back.
Go! Move!
How's it look?
It's piece of cake.
We're in kind of jam. So watch them.
We're faking love sweetheart, so we're not right.
Damn, that Bogota in past is
looking pretty good right now, isn't it?
It does rain a lot there this time of year.
There's nowhere I'd rather be. Right here. With you.
Shut up.
I'm interested in the progress
you've made since your last visit.
We're doing all right, aren't we?
I mean listen, I got lot of times that I just want to...
kill her. But... - Like ones?
Couldn't take the shot.
That's a good sign. Sometimes you have to battle through.
- That's matter, right? - Take your best shot and...
- Oh, we redid the house. - You did?
Yes, we did.
You know, there will always be challenges.
But you can handle it. Together.
- So far. - So far?
- What is that? - I'm leaving room for the unknown.
So far.
And you feel that your relationships
styles are more conducive to the...
Ask us the sex question.
John.
- Well then... - Ten.